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  • In Alberto's House*


[The episode starts by showing Alberto's Home.Alberto is heard yelling 'EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!' from the inside; Scene changes to the kitchen where Rita is frantically trying to unclog the sink but Alberto is yelling at her]
Alberto: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! IT'S STILL CLOGGED!
Rita: I'm trying!
Alberto: EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!
Rita: I know, I know!
[The sink goop splats on Rita]
Alberto: NOW PAINT THE HOUSE! [Throws a can of paint at Rita]
[Rita sighs]
Alberto: Cecilia, WHERE ARE THE COOKIES?!
Cecilia: THEY'RE NOT COOKED YET!
Alberto: WELL, COOK THEM FASTER!
[Albrto turns the temperature dial on the oven, causing flames to fly out, which causes Cecilia to shriek, then Rico appears to be messily eating some cookie dough]
Alberto: DAD! YOU HAVE COOKIE DOUGH ALL OVER YOURSELF! GO TAKE A SHOWER!

       Rico: Again?

[Alberto bites his lip and points to the bathroom, Rico sighs; Scene changes to the living room where Wendy is busy tidying up the house using the vacuum cleaner]
Alberto: AUNTY WENDY!, WHY IS THE GARBAGE STILL HERE?! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?!
[Alberto throws garbage bags at Wendy]
Rita: The car's coming!
[Alejndro screams, then exhales into his hand to smell his breath and makes a disgusted face and runs to the bathroom. Rico gets thrown downstairs, wearing nothing except shower curtains]
Alberto: GET OUT! AND WHY ARE THERE TIRES IN THE BATH?!
Rico: You told me to wash every part of the car.
[Alberto throws the tires at Rico]
Alberto: Come on, come on, come on!
[Alberto strains to get the toothpaste out, it comes out a bit, then slides back down. He then looks around desperately, sees a cake of soap, sighs, then begins brushing his teeth with soap]
[Big Pauly and Penny are driving down a street]
Big Pauly: Look Penny, I know you like this kid, but are you sure there isn't a better partner for your medieval assignment? I don't like this part of town.
Penny: Dad, we've been through this, and you said that you would trust my judgement.
Big Pauly: I know, I'm sorry sweetie. I'm sure Gumball and his family are lovely people.
[Big Pauly's car passes Spot's house. Penny and Big Pauly both gasp]
 Rita: Gumball, she's here! Hi, whoa!
[Rita falls off the ladder, she laughs, Rico is taking a shower in the bushes naked]
 Rico: Hi!
[Wendy comes out of a heap of trash bags]
Wendy: Oh, [laughs] Hi!
[Cecilia appears on the porch with a sheet of burnt cookies]

          Cecilia: Hello!

[Alberto pushes Cecilia aside and runs down the steps with soap foam in his mouth]
Alberto: Hello! Welcome to The Spot's House!
[Big Pauly drives off]
 Alberto: No please, wait Penny, come back, Penny!
[Alberto chases the car down the road. Penny opens her mouth to say something]
Big Pauly: It's a no.
[Alberto cries and finally collapses]
  • At school*
[High School, , Alberto, Cecilia, Cooper and Connor are on the steps]
 Connor: Cooper, you're taking this medieval assignment way too seriously. Are they your mama's stilettos?
Connor: This, you rustic troglodyte, will allow me to attract fair Penny to be my study partner. [Penny walks by] Good morrow, fair maid!
Penny: [sarcastically] Nice tights.
Cooper: Why, thank you!
Connor:I think that was irony.
Cooper: No, it wasn't.
Penny: Yes it was! Hey, Alberto, I just wanted to say sorry, about last night.
Alberto: Last night? What happened? Oh, you were gonna come over to work on our medieval assignment. But you didn't. I didn't even notice since I was so busy.
Penny: Really? But, my dad said you were calling our house till like, four in the morning.
Alberto: Pssh. That could've been anyone. No one picked up the phone, so there's no one you can know it was me!
[Big Pauly comes in to pick up Penny]
Penny: Listen, I can't really talk right now.
Alberto: Why?
[Penny points at her dad to Alberto. Alberto looks confused]
Alberto: Are you trying to throw away your thumb or something?
Penny: No, it's my dad. He doesn't really want us hanging out together, and...
[Penny's voice becomes almost inaudible because of Big Pauly angrily glaring at Alberto. The glaring eventually burns Alberto, but he pats it out.]
Penny: See ya later.
Alberto: Oh, hi, Penny's Dad! I think we got off on the wrong foot yesterday. [leans on a rear view mirror] If you only got to— [the rear view mirror breaks off] OH-HO! Oh, wow! These things just pop right off, don't they? [tries putting the rear view mirror back] I'll just put that back on here. [begins shoving the rear view mirror with his body, repeatedly] Let me just...try this a bit. [an airbag deploys in Big Pauly's face] Oh! [collapses the airbag] Well, at least we know it works.
Big Pauly: [annoyed] Spot, stay away from my car, and stay away from my daughter.
Penny: Can I say something here?
Big Pauly: No!
Aleberto: But - [Big Pauly drives away] oh!
Cecilia: Don't worry. You'll pass that medieval assignment. You know the whole book by heart.
Aleberto: But...but I learned it all for her.
Cecilia: Well, that was a waste of time. Her dad hates you.
Alberto: Oh, come on. I'm not that bad.
[Cecilia looks doubtfully at Alberto]
Alberto: Then...then I shall prove myself to him.
Cooper: So the simple knave intends to take the hand of fair Penny. Well, they haven't encountered upon Sir Coopr of Tastyville! [his voice echoes] Who's watched all the movies made in medieval times. You may have the lady's eyes right now, but mark my words, beef-weighted peasant, before the day is out, the damsel will be mine! [laughs] Oh. Hey guys, you weren't listening! I was explaining everything! Guys...

TBA

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