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CoolA: Seriously, Mika?

Mika: What!? It's not like you can do the freaking Ghost Serve!

CoolA: Yes I can! You can't even get the ball on the table!

Mika: Whatever! I still have a better forehand than you in returning a freaking long pip topspin!

CoolA: YEAH, WELL-

  *door rings*

CoolA: Come in!

Alberto: *opens door* So, you told me to come here, right?

CoolA: Yeah. You wanted advice.

Alberto: Right...

Mika: Uh, hello? We have a table tennis match in progress!

CoolA: Yeah, sorry about that. I have to teach an idiot, okay?

Mika: Fine!

Alberto: Seriously? People still play that dumb sport-

Mika and CoolA: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?!?!?

Alberto: Uh, people still play that wonderful sport? (Sheesh. CoolA must've tought this girl to be persistent like him.)

CoolA: GET HIM! *beats up Alberto once more*

Moka: Ooof....That's gotta be painful.

Miko: I really don't want to see this.

Mako: Me neither.

Mika: He insulted our favorite sport! What do you expect from CoolA?

The other M Quad: Lots of beating up?

Mika: Exactly!

After another scene, although WAAY more painful...

Alberto: *tied up to wall with mouth covered* Mmph!

CoolA: *putting knife up to Alberto's neck* THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU INSULT ANYTHING RELATED TO ME! DO YOU WANT TO DIE OR NOT!?   
C kill alberot

Alberto: *still with mouth covered*

M Quad: This is getting juicy....

CoolA: Oh, right! *takes off duct tape on mouth fast*

Alberto: OW! *breathes out* Okay, I won't insult you!

CoolA: GOOD! Because you should never EVER.

Alberto: Just untie me from your....dragon statue or whatever!

CoolA: Fine. *unties*

Alberto: Thank you!

CoolA: I have to use the bathroom first. Don't move, or you know the consequences.

Alberto: Got it.

CoolA: *goes to the bathroom*

Alberto: Hmm....I don't know what "don't move" actually means....*runs away*

Ray and Rai: Oh no you don't! *stops Alberto*

Alberto: Oh god...*moves back while bumping into CoolA*

CoolA: Well, if it isn't Mr. I Escaped. GET HIM AGAIN!

Mako: Why does he get to have all the fun? Let's beat him up too!

The other M Quad: YEAH!

Ok, really, CoolA? Stop making me cut off these scenes that I have to look at too!

CoolA: NOW I'M REALLY REGRETTING GIVING YOU ADVICE!

Alberto: (I knew he would say that!) Ok, you don't need to anymore...

Alberto: ......but do you really have to tie my body up, leave it hanging, and drop me into THIS BOILING HOT OIL!?

CoolA: Heck yes I do!

Alberto: The owner of this story doesn't need for me to be killed! I hate being in this story...

CoolA: I don't really care if the person typed up the story like this! *plays I Don't Care by 2NE1 in the verse* I DON'T CARE-ARE-ARE-ARE-ARE-ARE! I DON'T CARE-ARE-ARE-ARE-ARE-ARE-ARE! *stops playing music*

Alberto: (As if I care if you play that song, too, CoolA. Good thing I said this in my mind. I would've been de-)

CoolA: *presses button on remote* (Well then! DEATH IT IS FOR YOU!)

Alberto: WHAT THE!? Did you just speak into my mind!?

CoolA: HELL YES!

Alberto: You're too young to-

CoolA: SILENCE! By the way...

Alberto: WHAT!?

CoolA: Say hello to Jesus for me. *cuts rope*

Alberto: AHHHHHHHHHH- *wakes up in CoolA's house*

CoolA: WAKE UP!

Alberto: Huh? What?

CoolA: YOU SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE THING YOU IDIOT!

Alberto: Impossible!

CoolA: HELL YES IT IS! YOU WANTED ADVICE, AND YET YOU REPAYED ME WITH THIS!?

Alberto: UH....WELL, I....um...

CoolA: YOU ARE SO GOING TO GET IT!

Does this kid ever care that there's a narrator in here? And also, when is he going to stop this!? Sorry guys. Main part is in Part 3. Because he isn't here, what CoolA said during Alberto's sleep was-

CoolA: SILENCE! By the way...

Alberto: WHAT!?

CoolA: Say hello to Jesus for me. *cuts rope*

Alberto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Can you believe this stupid fan fiction? I had to cut out this one too. Whatever. I'll skip to the aftermath of Alberto's near death. He's lucky to be alive.

---Hospital---

Alberto: *waking up* Ugh....where am I?

Penny: Alberto! You're actually alive!

Alberto: Penny! *turns pink again*

CoolA: Oh look! If it isn't Mr. Rude!

Alberto: Hey! You're the one who almost killed me!

Penny: CoolA, that wasn't very nice! You almost killed my cru- I mean....umm....

CoolA: Whatever! I'll just tell Alberto you l-

Penny: *covers CoolA's mouth* No! I mean....stop sharing secrets!

CoolA: Ugh. Whatever then.

Alberto: So...um...when is my next piece of advice?

CoolA: Really? After what you did? NO WAY!

Alberto: Then, what about tomorrow?

CoolA: *facepalming* Fine then. You won't get your precious little advice from me. FOR A MONTH!!!!!!!

Alberto: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-)

CoolA: *presses button on remote* *plays 2NE1 song "I Don't Care" again in the verse* (*singing* I DON'T CARE-ARE-ARE-ARE-ARE-ARE! I DON'T CARE-ARE-ARE-ARE-ARE-ARE!)

Alberto: ..........

Penny: Wait, advice for what?

CoolA: Oh. It's about-

Alberto: *cover's CoolA's mouth* Penny:how dare you coolA

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