OK, if you don't find this funny don't comment -_- *sigh* crictics these days... Anyways, this is some funny thing about Allan, because well, I imagine to be pretty... how do I put this... Stupid? Yeah, stupid. Anyways, the purpose of this thing is about Allan just walking aroud somewhere and talking to someone and saying something stupid xD
Allan: *riding a car and kills everyone who was driving beside him because he has no idea whatsoever, how to drive a car xD* Hello there!
Peggy: Well, howdy! Whats your name?
Allan: i am mr. fart
Peggy: mr-mr fart?
Allan: Just kidding, I'm allan :D
Peggy: Well, allan, how may I be of service to you today?
Allan: I was wondering if I could join your jumping contest
Peggy: i'm sorry, but the jumping contest is only for PROFESSIONALS and In-training.
Allan: *pretty desperate* um.. p-pretty please? it's for my show
Peggy: your show? Well what's it called?
Allan: The Adventures of Allan
Peggy: Oh OK, I don't expect you winning anything, but I guess you can give it a shot.
Allan: Yes! Where do I start?
Peggy: back there by the trophy case
Allan: Ok, *goes there*
Peggy: 1, 2, 3, JUMP!!!
Allan: um.. do I start now?
Peggy: *facepalm* -_-
Allan: oh, ok *jumps over one hurdle put falls in the process* Ugh! *falls over the other one* FUU- *jumps over the other one and lands* yes, I landed :D *falls over last one* Ugh! Did I win?!
Allan: CAN I TOUCH 'EM?!
Random lady: What?!
Allan: your legs :D
Random: Lady: ._. *leaves*
Allan: I see how it is, HATERS GONNA HATE >:(
Allan: Why did the chicken, cross the road
Clover: Um.. to get ot the other side?
Clover: OK.. um then why DID the chicken cross the road?
Allan: Because it farted :P
Clover: um... what?
Allan: Hey you!
Peggy: Ugh, not you again... I mean, hello Allan!
Allan: Want to hear a joke?
Allan: What did the horse say when it fell?
Peggy: IDK, what'd it say?
Allan: i've fallen and I can't giddy up!! :D
Peggy: Oh brother *leaves*
Allan: I thought it was funny *derp*
Allan: *looks at abraham lincoln* HOWS THE WEATHER UP THERE?! xD
Allan: Do you get good satelite?!
Allan:... Was it something I said?
Allan: Hey bubby, what you got there?
Hank: Um, you mean in my picnic basket?
Hank: Just some MC Donalds
Allan: Can I have some?
Hank: You know I don't like sharing my Mc Donalds, dude
Allan: Can I have a couple of fries?
Hank: Um, NO!
Allan: Fine have your picnic all alone! You little loner, who doesn't like to share his food *sniff sniff* And it smells really good.... C-C-Can I have some please? Just a fry or a chicken nuget?
Hank: ALLAN! Leave me alone, I'm trying to enjoy my food >:( Remember, I'm a cop -_-
Allan: Fine.. whatever *leaves*
Allan: *runs and takes all his fries* GIVE ME A FRY!!
Hank: Or just take the whole thing... Gosh...
Allan: I like your bandana
Robby: thanks............ Five dollars................ At Wal-Mart
Allan: soo... you been licking something?
Robby: Um, no, why?
Allan: Your tongue looks like it's ready to do some licking
Allan: you want to lick me?
Robby: WHAT?! D:<
Allan: i'll allow it, come on you want to lick me?
Robby: No, I really do not want to lick you...
Allan: Come on dude it's OK just do it! LICKY LICKY LICKY LICKY!
Robby: ugh.. disgusting *leaves*
Allan: FINE I'lL JUST LICK MYSELF! Wait.. no, I'm not very flexible.
Allan: hey little girl, what are you doing here all by yourself?
Little girl: Why parents said I could go out by myself because they say they trust me, and I'm a really responsible little girl, and I don't talk to strangers.... Well, for the most part
Allan: So you learned not to get in the back of the van of a strager's car and take candy from a stranger?
Little girl: yup, I'm a smart cookie!
Allan: *in head8 dang it -_- *normal* Well for being such a smart cookie, do you want a cupcake?
Little girl: of course!
Allan: NO NO! YOU JUST MADE A BIG NO NO!
Little girl: Huh?
Allan: YOU TOOK CANDY FROM A STRANGER!!
Little Girl: but- B- I-
Allan: Ah, I'm just kidding, do you want some Ice cream? I'm sorry for tricking you
LG: Oh yes! :)
Allan: *comes with some ice cream*
LG: oh, I want the pick one
Allan: NO! *throws ice cream on the ground* YOU JUST MADE ANOTHER BIG NO NO
Allan: There's a mommy fire hydrant and a little baby one! *isses baby one* so cute!
Hank: Dude I just peed on that
Allan: O_O AHHHH YOU DOGGGGG *runs away cleaning his tongue*
Hank: Teach you not to take my fries! >:)
Chill dude: Hey, wazzup in the hizzouse
Allan: um... you're really pink
Chill dude: yeah, I get that alot
Allan: Are you tired or something?
Chill dude: no, I'm wide awake, why do you ask
Allan: um.. you seem kind of tired
Chill Dude: Nah, I'm just a layed back person. I go with the flow, chill on the hill
Allan: that's cool, You seem cool
Chill Dude: Yeah i'm pretty cool
Allan: Do you mind if I chill with you
Chill Dude: i don't mind, you seem cool too
Allan: cool *sits next to him* So.... um.. do you every like sit there and clench your butt cheeks together really hard and wait for the cute little dimples to pop out?
Chill Dude: ... *leaves*
Allan: yeah, me neither :/
Allan: *Sees a skeleton* Hey Grandpa! Wait... my grandpa is in Europe ._. Well hello sir, you look alot like my grandpa!
Mary: Why are you talking to my art sculpture?
Allan: Sorry, I thought he was my granspa's twin
Mary: ugh.. weirdo.. *leaves*
Allan: (@ Hank) Yo mama's so fat, she rolled into the grand canyon and got stuck
Allan: (@ Hank) Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Allan: *stares at a seal and farts randomly*
Allan: Can you see?
Allan: Do you have eyeballs?
Allan: Do you like ponies?
Allan: YAY! :D
Allan: (@ Hank) Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is equator
Allan: (@ Whale) ophikogtkkjfkdhjhfjbhfjfhbr :D
Allan: (@ Ant) WHAT ARE YOU?!
Ant: I'm an ANT!
Allan: i'm an uncle *derp*
Allan: *stares at shovel* the bigger the pooper, the bigger the scooper *scoops up Hank*
Hank: What was that for?!
Allan: Oops, I think I mistakened you for a pile of feces ⊙▽⊙
Allan: Technical term for "poop"
Hank: I know what feces is -_-
Allan: *sarcastically* uh-huh
Allan: (@ Hank) Yo mama's so fat, she got fat, on her fat flaps, under her fat, that's growing on her other fat :D
Hank: -_- *leaves*
THERE WILL BE MORE ALLAN ADVENURES SOON!