Scooter: I... DID... IT... Rescued... Kingsley... (gasp, wheeze)
Ninjoy: Next time, do it a little faster, will you?
Scooter: Hey, I spent the last 5 hours, saving all of your sorry butts, and this is how I get rewarded? I'm hungry, I'm tired, I need to go to the bathroom.
Rita: There's one around back.
Scooter: Okay thanks.
5 minutes later...
Scooter: Okay, does anyone have any foo-huh?
Scooter: Mordecai! Rigby! DO YOU HAVE ANY FOOD ON YOU?
Mordecai: Actually, yeah. Um, I've got some blueberries.
Rigby: Rigby has saltines.
Scooter: Anything better?
Mordecai: Oh, cool. Old mac and cheese! I'm gonna go heat this up. (plugs in microwave)
Scooter: How can she carry a microwave around?
Rigby: She always has useful stuff in there. She can carry it because she lifts a lot of weights.
Scooter: Whoa. No wonder she can lift up Kahuna.
Kahuna: Um, hello? I resent that!
Scooter: Sorry. I didn't mean any offense to you.
Kahuna: It's alright.
Mordecai: And... It's done!
Scooter: Already? That was quick.
Mordecai: It's a cartoon! Roll with it.
Rigby: She's right.
Scooter: (wolfs down mac and cheese) Anything more?
Mordecai: Mmph. One sec. (climbs into backpack)
Rigby: Mordo! Wait up! (climbs into backpack)
Scooter: What? (climb into backpack) Where am I?
Mordecai: Your in my backpack.
Scooter: How is this possible?
Mordecai: (facepalms) Again, it's a cartoon! Roll with it.
Rigby: Again, she's right.
Mordecai: There's some pudding over there. Don't eat the vanilla. Please.
Scooter: Okay. (walks over to pudding) I think she said not to eat the tapioca. (eats vanilla pudding then faints)
Penny: Wake up!
Scooter: Huh? Where am I?
Penny: Still in the Burgeria.
Mordecai: I told you not to eat the vanilla! It has a poison that makes you slightly overweight!
Scooter: No wonder I feel heavier than usual. Wait, what? Overweight? No!
Mordecai: Only slightly. It's not gonna make you fat, just heavier.
Scooter: Is there a cure?
Mordecai: Hmm, not that I know of.
Penny: Hang tight cousin, we'll find a cure.
Ninjoy: Wait (shakes head), cousins?
Scooter: Yeah. Everybody knows.
Ninjoy: I was never told! Warrior mind... shutting down... (falls)
Mordecai: I think you overrided her brain... (looks down) Yep. (splashes water on Ninjoy)
Ninjoy: Gah-huh? Ugh, I just had the weirdest dream.
Mordecai: Ooooh, is it one of those dreams where everyone realizes you don't have pants on? I hate that one!
Ninjoy: No. Penny and Scooter were cousins!
Scooter: Um, I hate to say this... Oh who am I kidding, I love saying this... That wasn't a dream! Me and Penny are cousins! Don't you dare faint again!
Ninjoy: You are? Oh, no...
Mordecai: Scooter, Penny, Rigby, follow me! Fine Ninjoy, you can come with.
They go into the woods.
Mordecai: Scooter, pick up your feet.
Scooter: No. I don't wanna.
Mordecai: Looks like I'll have to carry you. (picks up Scooter)
Scooter: This is embarassing.
Mordecai: Oh, we're here. Here's the hut. (knocks on door)
Mordecai: Hi Dusty.
Dusty: Hey Mordo! How can I help you?
Mordecai: Scooter here ate my vanilla pudding. I was hoping you had the cure.
Dusty: Apparentely, I do. Follow me!
Penny: Um, Mordo? Why does she look like that?
Mordecai: She's my dog. I took her to Fitz, and now she's like this.
Dusty: Cure's right here. (mixes flower with fish scales and apple skin) Pokani Be Hasa, Umbata! (pours it into bottle) Have Scooter drink this.
Mordecai: Thanks, Dusty.
Dusty: Anytime, Mordo. Anytime.
Mordecai: Here Scooter. Drink this.
Scooter: Okay. (drinks potion) Huh. It's not that bad.
Mordecai: Don't drink too much of it, okay? It'll make you too light if you do
(they go back to the burgeria)
Mordecai: (singsong) We're baaack!
Scooter: *Yawn* All this adventure really took the energy out of me. (lies down)
Penny: I'll take over. Goodnight, cousin.
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