Maggie : Clover, I'm afraid there's bad news. Sarge Fan! is in love with Sasha
Clover : NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(runs into her bedroom crying)
(in the night time a scream can be heard)
Zoe enters Maggie house in the morning
Zoe : Maggie, You know what happened to Sasha last night
Maggie : I Don't Think I do..
Zoe : Your younger sister (angrily) MURDERED HER LAST NIGHT!!!!
Maggie : Clover
(Clover comes down the stairs)
Sue reads newspaper headline saying "PIZZA MONSTER FAN MURDERED BY JEALOUS PIANIST"
Sue : Did you kill Sasha, Clover
Clover : No
Sue : Why does it say so on the newspaper!
Clover : I dunno
Sue : Well tommorow, I'm meeting with the Kay-Whinely family about Sasha's demise.
(5 hours later)
Clover : Kid Brigade! We have to find out who was the actual murderer of Sasha
Greg : I dunno
Nick : I dunno
Clover : Did you do it, Marty!
Marty : No! I was busy making burgers
Lisa : Did you do it, Alberto!
Alberto : No! I was busy making sundaes
Greg : Did you do it, Cooper
Cooper : No! I was busy making pancakes
Lisa : Did yu do it, Uncle Rico
Rico : No! I was busy with my shift in the Chiliria next to the dog pound in Awesome Sauce City
(1 hour later)
Clover: That's all we got
(meanwhile in the Dark Force base)
Ninjoy : Ha ha ha, Derangio, this is great, You disguise as Clover killing Sasha and she's got the blame. Soon, That so-called pianist is going to end up at Maple Mountain Prison!
Tessero : Derangio, Why did you do that!
Xandra : Not very nice to disguise as people
Xolo : And murder their friends so they can get the..
Ninjoy : Silence!
(back at the Kay-Whinely household)
Sue : Tessero, now's not a great time
Tessero : You've got to believe me Mrs. Stone, The musician girl didn't murder Sasha!
Sue : I think
Tessero : She didn't
Clover : If Hank finds me, I'm dead
Nick : But what about Kayla bossing him about the rules on the Maple Mountain Prison premises
Clover : Oh, Yes!
Greg : The Dark Brigade might be it
Lisa : Let's check that out, BFF Clover
Clover : Why did you have a crush on Sasha, Sarge Fan!
Sarge Fan! : Oh! Quinn blackmailed me into falling in love with her friend's niece to prove I'm more responsible! But I got away with this
Clover : A close shave, Joey Toplaw!
(the kid brigade, minus sasha, xandra, and xolo enter the dark force brigade hideout)
Ninjoy : Ha ha ha! Kimberly Monique Stone! Tastyville's Most Wanted
Clover : It was...
Xandra : Wait! What a..
Derangio : Thanks, Now I'm going to my master plan
Tessero : YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
Derangio : (imitates Tessero) You won't get away with this! (normal voice) but I'm getting started!
(Derangio morphs into Clover)
(Derangio then morphs back into his normal self)
Derangio : IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
(a newly-revived Sasha comes back)
Sasha : Hi, Kid Brigade. I had a bad dream that Clover was gonna kill me.
Clover : Wait till I get Derangio to Hank
Derangio : Hank! This cage will do you good (traps Kid Brigade and Tessero in the cage)
Hank and Quinn : Stay away from those kids (simultaneously)
(Hank and Quinn free the Kid Brigade)
Hank : Jane "Ninjoy" Razburg-Joy, You are arrested!
Ninjoy : But
Hank : (angrily) NO BUTS!!!!
Zoe : Derangio, you're going back to the Awesome Sauce City dog pound
(Derangio flies away)
Derangio : I'll be bark!!!
Zoe : He got away
Hank : You're grounded, Zoe!
Sasha : Sorry for stealing your crush, Clover
Clover : I forgive you
(The Kid Brigade enter back in their homes)