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(in wingeria)

Cooper: I want 3 buffalo wings 3 garlic wings 6 celery mango chili dip.

Mandi: Cooper hates wasabi sauce so I will just give him a plate of wasabi sauce.

(Mandi gives him a plate of wasabi sauce)

Mandi: Here you go Cooper!

Cooper: AHHHH!!! It's green! What is this?! O _ O

Mandi: It's wasabi.

Cooper: You know I don't like wasabi!

Mandi: I give the customers what they hate.

(cooper runs out)

Chuck: We'll put wasabi sauce on Cooper.

(Chuck keeps spreading wasabi sauce on Cooper)

Cooper: AHHHH! IT BURNS!!!!! (screaming and crying)

(in his house)

Prudence: Hows it feel?

Cooper: Terrible! I went to wingeria and Mandi gave me a plate of wasabi sauce!

Prudence: I can make some for you.

Cooper: Make what?

Prudence: Oh nothing

Cooper: Few, for a second I thought you will make...

(Prudence sprays Wasabi on Cooper)

Cooper: WASABI SAUCE!!!! AHHHH!!!! PRUDENCE HOW COULD YOU!!!???

Prudence: Duh! I can do practically anything for FUN!

Cooper: Come on Prudence or Ill break up with you!

Prudence: AND SO..... WHY DO I CARE!!!?? I COULD JUST HELP GREMMIE GET THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS THAN RATHER HANG OUT WITH YOU!!

(Cooper Screams like a girl and woke all the Eurekas up)

Peggy: Ugh Cooper! I was about to go to the Pizzeria! Well in my dreams...

Cooper: I BROKE UP WITH PRUDENCE!!!! (Cries)

Peggy: Ugh another break up dream!!??. That's the 15th time this month!

Cooper: Bubu-tttt this one is different!

Peggy: Stop acting like a baby and go back to sleep!

Cooper: Fine! Whatever cowgirl

Peggy: Ugh! Good night wasabi screamer!

Robby: MOM!!! COOPER & PEGGY KEEP CALLNG EACH OTHER NAMES!

Mary: Just leave them alone Robby! They'll sort it out in the morning!

Cooper: Oh good it was just a dream!

Mandi: Cooper Sir? COOPER!?

(Cooper stops day dreaming)

Cooper: Yup yup!

Mandi: Your holding up the line!

Croud: WINGS WINGS WINGS!!

(Hank comes in)

Mandi: It's a sheriff coming in line!

Hank: Cooper! Your under arrest for making the entire starlight city a big line!!

Cooper: I'm sorry sir Hank! Um Officer Hank!!

Hank: I may be a traffic police but I can still arrest you for that! Can't you see the vehicles there!? 1 Billion cars are out there!

(Quinn comes in)

Quinn: How does it matter? Just because he made a big line doesn't mean he broke the laws! (to Cooper) Don't listen to him, Cooper. You are actually NOT arrested.

(the next day)

Cooper: Let's make some breakfast.

Prudence: I will!

(makes 3 pancakes, puts them on a plate, sprays whipped cream, adds chocolate chips, and drizzles maple syrup and wasabi sauce)

Cooper: Why is there green stuff? Oh, never mind.

(he takes a bite)

Cooper: (screams like a girl) Spicyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Prudence, how could you?! (slaps Prudence)

Prudence: Why did you slap me?

Cooper: Why did you put wasabi sauce on my pancakes?

Prudence: Well, duh...

Cooper: Come on, or I'll break up with you! For real this time!

Prudence: Well I can do anything for fun.

Cooper: (sprays choco. cream at Prudence) That's it! I'm breaking up! (screaming like a girl)

(Peggy wakes up)

Peggy: Cooper! I was fantasizing about the Pizzeria! What is it this time, another breakup dream?

Cooper: (crying loudly) I BROKE UP WITH PRUDENCE!!!!! FOR REAL!!!!!

Peggy: You broke up for real?

Cooper: Yes!

Peggy: Well, get out of here, wasabi screamer!

Greg: Guys stop fighting please?

Cooper: He'

(Cooper's dream)

Prudence: Hey Cooper!

Cooper: Hey cutie!

Prudence: Here, I got you a pizza from Pizzeria! I asked Roy to put a special ingredient just for you!

Cooper: Oh goodie!

(Cooper eats pizza)

Cooper: SPICY!!!!!! PRUDENCE HOW COULD YOU ASK ROY TO PUT WASABI SAUCE!!!!!

Prudence: (cries) I didn't! I asked him to put peppers & hot sauce! I pay like $10 for it! He had to go to Taco Mia!

Cooper: No no no no no! Don't cry! I swear I wasn't really mad! I swear I I I I I LOVE YOU!

Prudence: Liar liar pants on FIRE!

(Prudence leaves)

Cooper: I'm so epic dumb! She is so hard to impress!!! I'll find a nice girl to be my girlfriend!

(Cooper sees Penny)

Cooper: Hey Penny! What's wrong?

Penny: Alberto's hanging out with PRUDENCE!

Cooper: Oh, I broke up with Prudence just now. I feel awful!

Penny: Hmp.

Cooper: Do you wanna go to the movies?

Penny: Sure! How about Pizza Land! I already bought tickets! I have an extra ticket! I guess you can have it

Cooper: Thanks!

(Phone rings)

Penny: Hold on a sec!

Utah: Hello

Penny: Hey Utah!

Utah: Is Alberto coming?

Penny: He is hanging out with Prudence, so Cooper wanted to go...

Greg: Penny! ALBERTO BROKE UP WITH YOU AND IS DATING PRUDENCE!!!!!!

Utah: Greg! Sorry about that Penny

Penny: (cries) It's alright.... Meet you there! Bye!

Cooper: So Alberto broke up with you too?

Penny: Yeah!

Papa Louie: Cooper? COOPER! Cooper??

(Cooper stops daydreaming for real)

Cooper: What happened! Where am I?

Papa Louie: You have a speech.... But you were saying something like a story? While snoring....

(Cooper looks at audience)

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Penny: Guys! He was daydreaming and forgot he was going to have a speech!

Audience: .............

Pennny: EVERYBODY HAS PROBLEMS!

Audience: SHE'S RIGHT!

Cooper: Thanks Penny.. I Lo...

Prudence: Cooper? Do you love Penny?

Cooper: NO!

Prudence: Ok.. Whatever! See ya!

Cooper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

( He wakes up for real 'for real.')

Peggy: Hey, you fell asleep in the car. You just woke up saying "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Cooper: Whew. Wait... where arewe going?

Peggy: Wasabi Wonderland.

Cooper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Peggy: Hahahahaha

Cooper: Wait is this actually happening?... ( pinches himself really hard ) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Peggy: I guess it is happening. ( sinister smile )

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