- THEME SONG*
You haven't been a child, for a while...
But your defiantly not an adult, but it's not your fault because you're
old enough to drive, yet still to young to drink. And the fact that society
trust you with a car but not beverage makes you think about priorities
That fract boys and sororities. Girls haven't really figured out yet so why
not just forget about it?
- AT TASTYVILLE HIGH SCHOOL*
Quinn: Alright class today I'm giving you all an extremely important assignment
Alberto: *whispers to Allan* Didn't she say that last time when we had to write a ten page essay over the history of contact lenses??
Quinn: ALBERTO!! DID I CALL ON YOU?!
Alberto: No Quinn
Quinn: THEN SHUT UP!
Alberto: Yes Quinn
Quinn: *cools down easily* Anyways, our school has been chosen to produce a commercial for the cancer cure foundation
Allan: Question. Might I ask why they called up on a high school to make the commercial as of, oh I don't know... An ACTUAL production company?
Quinn: They believe that highs chool students have the intelligents and creativity to create something truly astonishing!
Allan: *laughs* No seriously why..
Quinn: We were the ebst they could afford...
Allan: uh huh
Quinn: Now then you will all be seperated into groups. And which ever group has the best advertisement will ahve their group's production featured on LIVE TV!
Nick: Cool! Can we choose our own groups?
Quinn: HECK NO! GROUP A GROUP 2 GROUP LAST! THERE GET STARTED!! *leaves room angrilly*
Maggie: Seriously I have to work with "Jane Lynch" Over there? *points to Scooter*
Scooter: *insulted look appears on her face*
Maggie: Won't she be too busy scisorring to do any work?
Sooter: Shut up Maggie, I;m not gay just because I don't wear clothes that cover up 8% of my body
Maggie: No, you're gay becasue you are a lesbian
Penny: *Soft voice* don;t you think we should be nice to the many because she is working with us? :)
Maggie: Shut up, Penny -_-
Penny: Ok.. :(
- Allan slowly approches in Maggie's seat while Maggie has a disgusted look*
Allan: Well well well if it isn't Maggie? It appears you've been paired with the one and only, ALLAN! You may be the most luckiest girl in the history of the world!
Maggie: *punching him causing Allan to get a black eye* Get away from me you horny freak!
Allan: *Gets up* Y'know you wouldn't be calling me a "horny freak" if you just kissed me last night at your house in stead of THROWING ME OUT THE WINDOW >:(
Nick: We are going to be the greatest team EVA!!!
Gremmie: Shut up Nick
Nick: *ignores* WE NEED A NAME! LIKE THE CANCER CONQUERORS! OH OH! OR THE CANCER CRUSADERS! OR THE HONEY BADGERS!! :D
Gremmie: *throws a chair at Nick*
Alberto: *Sarcastically* this should be a fun learning experience...
- AT THE PARK*
- Shows Alberto, Allan, Nick, Scooter, Penny, Maggie, and Gremmie sitting at a table saying nothing*
Alberto: so.. how is everyone? Gremmie how are you?
Gremmie: *raises a finger that shouldn't be raised xD*
Alberto: O_O Good to know good to know...
Allan: Well as the leader of this little project before we do ANYTHING we must ask our selves " WHY IS CANCER BAD?*
- cricket noices*
Maggie: Can our leader be someone who's brain wasn't made in Mexico?
Allan: Well, misses Maggie what is YOUR suggesrion?
Maggie: OK we're trying to make people give up their money for cancer, right? What is the one thing that people give up their money for?
Allan: *raises hand* Se-
Maggie: BESIDES THAT!!!
Nick: indian Casinos?
Alberto:Anything starring Will Smith?
Maggie: A REAWRD!! Everyone who donates money to the cancer cure foundation will win a Ford Focus!!
Scooter: Wouldn't we be LOSING money by buying the Ford Focus?
Maggie: *makes a stupid impression*
Penny: *soft voice* she makes a valuable point...
Maggie: SHUT UP PENNY
Scooter: If we want this commercial to be a sucess what we need is A SKATING DAREDEVILS!! This will be my.. I mean OUR chance to be reconized as the awesome skater I- I mean.. we are!
Maggie: *Sarcastically* yeah.. THAT'LL HAPPEN! Right after Alcida starts singing Christmad Carols
Alberto: Speaking of which Penny do you ahve any ideas?
Penny: Well, I do have one idea! Cancer.. is an extrememly serious matter that affects the lives of millions of people everyday. Cancer is one of the reasons people can't pursue their hopes and dreams... Many families have suffered tragic losses due to Cancer... We are doing all we can to find a cure.. And with your help we come that much closer to putting a start to this devastating occurance..
- Shows all the group crying except Gremmie*
Maggie: Dang it Penny! You're ruining my eye shadow!!
Penny: I;m sorry..
Allan: heck right you are...
Alberto: Penny I love your compassion but a little less tear-jerking or else people woll just turn off the channel and we don't want to eb losers, do we?
Allan: *clears throat ina really weird and stupid way* I believe we have exactly what we're looking for... I know what people want and what people want is what I know!
- Shows 2 hot ladies feeding Allan grapes*
Allan: I don't normally donate money to cancer resource but if I ever do I prefer the cancer cure foundation! Stay donating my friends!! Haha Ha!
Maggie: *punches him which causes himt o get a black eye... AGAIN!*
Alberto: Allan, not EVERYTHING needs hot ladies in it to be succesful
Allan: *gets up * Oh ho ho Al, poor naive Al!! Do you thing Transformers would be great a movie if it didn't have Megan Fox in it?
Gremmie: I'm pretty sure it would have been just the same amoun of trash it already is
Nick: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THIS COMMERCIAL NEEDS!!! So according to Wikipedia over 11 million people worldwide get Cancer every year! Then again, it WAS wikipedia so the real word could be 11 million to 11!! :D *has cheesy smily and stares at the others*
Scooter: *gets MP3 player and plays cricket noises*
Allan: *pulls out picture of a tumbleweed*
Gremmie: *picks up Allana nd uses him as a board to hit Nick* Dude, Cancer is a serious matter. We can't just put humor in a commercial for cancer donation. It's like putting honesty in a political speech -_-
Alberto: Wow Gremmie you sure have a pretty good idea of how you want this commercial to play out. OK what do you think we should do?
Gremmie: ... Meh I don't care
Gremmie: *gets hit by Nick who uses Allan as a board to hit Gremmie*
Allan: Would you guys stop using me as an appliance! *kicks Nick*
Nick: *pushes Allan which sends him in front of Maggie*
Allan: *seductive look* helllloooo
Maggie: *pushes him which makes him hit Scooter which makes her drop ehr skateboard*
Scooter: HEY! *has an evil look and stares at Maggie*
Maggie: *has an evil look and stares at Scooter*
Scooter: *picks up Allan to use as a weapon*
Maggie: *picks up Penny to use as a weapon*
Penny: *soft voice* Please be gentle.. AHH!
- Scooter and Penny start fighting eith their weapons*
- Commotion starts happening*
Alberto: Hey guys... Guys... GRR! *cools down* *turns on fire and has evil red eyes* GUYYYYYYYYSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- everyone stops what they are doing and stares at Alberto*
Alberto: YOU KNOW I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE ACHALLENGE WITH YOU GUYS BUT JESUS CHRIST I HAD NO IDEA YOU GUYS WOULD GO THIS INSANE NOT TO MENTION YOU GUYS ARE COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT OF THIS ASSIGNMENT!! I MEAN *points at Maggie* ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY *points to Allan* ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS LADIES *points to Scooter* ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS GETTING DISCOVERED *points to Penny* ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS WHAT MAGGIE CARES ABOUT *points to Nick* ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS COMEDY *points to Gremmie* AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS NOHING AT ALL!!! I MEAN SOMEONE OUT THERE IS A CANCER PATIENT WITH MAYBE A FEW WEEKS OF LIFE LEFT AND ALL YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT IS YOUR OWN PERSONAL GAME!!!
- shows some random guy with cancer in his house*
Susan: Yes honey
Guy: I have a feeling that someone somewhere is defending me!
Susan: For the last time, your cancer didn't give you super powers!!
- shows back with the gang*
Alberto: YOU KNOW YOU IDIOTS ARE LIVING PROOF THAT NO ONE REALLY IS TWO THIRD OF ELEPHANT FECES WITHOUT CANCER UNTIL IT EFFECTS THEIR WHOLE LIVES. UNTIL YOU OR A FRIEND OR A FAMILY MEMBER GETS CANCER ALL PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS THEIR STINKIN' PROFIT.
Allan: .... wow... you're right.... You're absolutely right...
Alberto: yeah.. sorry.. I just kind of got carried away with all the fighting.. and I didn't really mean-
Allan: The only way this commercial will be affective is if we convince people they can get cancer too!! Alberto: Well that's not really what I was going for but-
Nick: Yeah! We need to center our commercial around teh idea taht it could happen to anyone!
Alberto: That's kind of a ridiculous thing to say but-
Scooter: Yeah! I'll make the music, Penny can write the script, Gremmie can film it, Nick can edit the video, Allan can be the main actor, And "Lindsay Lohan" here can be the main actress!
Maggie: Yes! Wait... hey! >:(
Alberto: Wait, then what am I supposed to do-
Scooter: come on guys! If we all work together, we can make this happen!
- Everyone cheering except Alberto and Gremmie*
- All run out *except Alberto* of the park to go work*
Alberto: .......... *uses gun and shoots himself*
2 WEEKS LATER
Quinn: OK group last, show us your commericial!
- commercial starts*
Allan: if you're watching this obviously you're in revetentally good health
Maggie: And odds are, you don't want to get cancer
Allan: the cancer cure foundation is determined to put a stop to this because no one wants to get cancer
Maggie: But, it's not, free. What? You thought we could cure cancer without budget? What do you have tramatic brain injury? So this isn't your charity
Allan: By donating to the cancer cure foundation
Maggie: you're bringing humanity
Allan: that much closer
Maggie: to finding a cure
Allan: for cancer...
- Commercial ends*
- everyone in the class claps*
Quinn: Well group last, congratulations for producing the most well made and unecisarilly hillarious commercial.
Alberto: Well, technically we are the only group that didn't procrastinate and edit a bunch of youtube clips at the last minute.
Quinn: What the heck just take the stinkin' compliment! *leaves angrilly*
Alberto: Well guys, we may have had our disagreements but we got together and made the commercial. Great job! Teamwork rules!
- everyone except alberto smiles sarcastically*
Allan: Whoa whoa whoa, you actually thought we enjoyed working together?!
Maggie: yeah! This sucked!
Scooter: yeah, nerds!
Gremmie: if i could get away with it I would kill you all
Penny: me too!
- everyone except Alberto leave angrilly blabbing forever on about something*
Allan: My butt itches *leaves*
Alberto: ... Well that was random....... um... I'm going to the movies..... Wanna come?....... Um.... Bye....?
- EPISODE ENDS*