Plot (NOT THAT TYPE OF PLOT, PEOPLE!!)Edit
This is the 5th episode of HCL.
Penny: Ok.. I can do this.. *walks nervously to her locker*
Random girl: *Gasp*
Random Girl 2#: *Gasp*
Random Guy: HOLY CHIHUAHUA
Brandi: NO. WAY.
Brandi: UUUUUGGGH >:(
Penny: Hey guys!
Rita: Penny, people are staring at you.... ALOT OF PEOPLE.
Brandi: What a wannabe!! She looks so fake!
Mindy: I THINK SHE LOOKS-
Brandi: You were saying?
Mindy: oh! I mean, that outfit is so trashy... yuck!
Maggie: Yeah, what a loser! She probably got surgery or something
Brandi: surgery.... MAGGIE YOU ARE A GENIUS!
Penny: Aw great, incoming barbie doll
Brandi: hey Penny! Must've been a really expenssive surgery! I mean, surgery usually takes month to recover from!
Penny: You would know, Brandi, sorry not everyone needs plastic surgery to look good -_-
Rita and Mary: ooooooooooh
Random Guy: OWNAGE!!!
Brandi: Oh really? Well at least I didn't borrow my hair color from a carrot!
Penny: you're right Brandi, it looks like you borrowed it from a banana
Maggie THAT LITTLE-
Random guy 2#: Oh no she did not!
Brandi: Perhaps you aren't familiar with the term "blonde" and it is a way better color than RED!
Penny: Replace the aren't with "I", the blonde with red, and the red with BLONDE! And BTW, stop talking to yourself Brandi ;)
Brandi: AH- GRR! *leaves*
Mary: Penny, that was pretty amazing!
Rita: yeah! No one's ever stood up to Brandi like that!
Mary: Nope! And people are totally staring at you! You look amazing!
Penny: I can't thank you enough for doing this...
Rita: it was our pleasure :) And on thing is for sure, Brandi's got some comptition!
Penny: What?! No way!
Mary: Uh yeah way! And you can be the on to bring her down!
Penny: What do you mean by, bring her down?
Mary: Um, hello?
Rita: Over throw her, plot her downfall, become the new queen!
Penny: What? Just because I am pretty
Rita: um yeah, that's kind of how it works...
- bell rings*
Rita: Just think about it Penny, the most popular girl in the school could be you... See you guys later!
Mary and Penny: Bye!
Mary: come on penny! English
- At english*
Alberto: *talking to his friends* *turns around and looks at Penny and Mary* Whoa..
Penny: *sits down in the same place as yesterday*
Maggie: that stupid little..
- receives a text*
Text: Brandi: DO SOMETHING RUIN HER!!!
Maggie: Umm...? *replies*
Text: Maggie: How? What do I do?
Maggie: um.. what to do, what to do..
Text: Brandi: IDK! THINK YOU NINCOMPOOP! I'll ask Mindy
Text: Mindy: 1 word: Ink
Maggie: *gasp* oooooh >:)
Alberto: *turns around and looks at Maggie*
Maggie: oh, good bye lucky pen... Hey Penny!
Penny: um.. Hi?
- everyone gasp*
Mary: oh no...
Maggie: *sarcastically* oh my gosh Penny! I am SO sorry! My pen must've exploded >:)
Georgito: oh my.. would you like to go to the office to clean that up?
Penny: um... sure...
Maggie: oh! I'll go with her!
Alberto: um, no I'll go
Maggie: oh no, it was MY fault, I will go
Alberto: Actually maggie I think I have this under control. Come on
Penny: Um OK...
Maggie: *in head* FUUUUUUUU-
- At the office*
Penny: uh... hi?
Alberto: *laughs* Hi. Maggie did that on purpose you know. If she came with you she would have made things worse
Penny: Really? she seems so sincere! I thought it was on accident!
Alberto: Hardly.. Maggie's not exactly the nicest person
Penny: Oh yeah.. I guess I should have known...
Alberto: I dope that ink isn't going to come off easily you should probably phone home
Penny: yeah.. I'll go to the office
Alberto: No cell phone?
penny: No, i'm not allowed. Lame right?
Alberto: Nah, here you can use mine! *gives her his cell*
Penny: Thank you!
Alberto: it's no problem
Penny: *dials number* Hello, Mom?
Penny: can you please pick me up?
Penny: Well... Some girl ... sprayed ink on me..
Mom: OK, I'll be right there
Penny: Thanks mom! Bye! *gives phone back to Alberto*
Alberto: *takes it* I'm Alberto by the way
Penny: I know! I mean.. I'm Penny!
Alberto: *laughs* i know. Your name pretty much made the entire round of the school before first period. Pretty impressive I must say! ;)
Penny; *laughs* thanks!
Alberto: You're new here, right?
Alberto: that;s cool, Well hey, I'll tell Georgito you left. See you around, Penny! *leaves*
Penny: thanks Al! love you! I mean- See you soon! * n head* STUPID D:<
- At home*
Penny: *on the phone with Rita and Mary* Guys.. I think I like someone
Mary: EEEE!! Who?!
Rita: a Boy?
Penny: Oh please obviously a boy! I'm not a lesbian, guys..
Rita and Mary: WHO?!?!
Mary: EEE! *faints*
Rita: Um... mary you OK?
Mary: yeah yeah.. just a shock fall... But I can't blame you, penny! he is a total HOTTY! I can't believe he lend you his cell!
Penny: guys, it's not that big of a deal!
Rita: Penny you should totally go for him.
Penny: What?! He's with Brandi.
Penny: Wouldn't that be wrong?
Rita: it's not like Brandi's some kind of saint.
Mary: Are they even officially together?! All they do is make out in the hallway and that's it -_-
Penny: Brandi would be realy ticked off, though
Rita: So who cares?
Mary: take the King away from the Queen and she doesn't have much left ;)
Penny: He probably doesn't like me...
Rita: yeah right!
mary: yeah, Penny! you are a total hotty!!
Rita: You'd be one sted closer to over throwing Brandi!!
Penny: Ok.. I guess..
Mary: So you will try?
Penny: of course :)
Mary and Rita: Yay!
Penny; Oh um, guys, I got to go, bye!
Mom: Hi honey, dinner is ready!
Penny: Oh um... no thanks! i'm not hungry!!
Mom: Penny, we need to talk about this
Penny: What is there to talk about?
Mom: honey, we both know something is up with you, you didn't eat dinner on Saturday and you hardly ate anything all Sunday is there something wrong?
Penny: No, there's nothing wrong!
Mom: Pen pen, I'm not stupid. Is there something you want to talk about?
Penny: no, nothing! I'm great mom!
Mom: Are you sure about that?
Penny: yes mom, I'm completely sure!
Mom: *sigh* OK honey, you look great and I hope you know that. I want you at the dinner table in 5 minutes, no excuses.
Penny: OK Mom
Mom: OK *leaves*
Penny: oh great..... she's on to me :( I'm going to have to start eating in front of her *goes downstairs to the dinner table*
Penny: smels good, mom!
Mom: yes it does and boy am I hungry. Sit down honey
Penny: *sits down* Where's dad?
Mom: he had a meeting. he will be back soon.
Penny: Oh Ok...
Penny: *eating* hmm... *pretending to eat*
Mom: This is delicious!
Mom: I'll get the door *opens it* hello?
???????: Hello (blah blah blah blah)
Penny: OMG that sounds like... *gasp* *gets food and throws it in the trash*
Mom: *comes back* it was just a package for your father. Wow! you were hungry! You finished pretty quick
Penny: Yup! I was very hungry!! ...
Mom: i am so relieved!
Penny: Don't worry about me, mom :) I just wasn't feeling well on the weekend
Mom: Well I'm very glad you are better? Would you like some dessert?
Penny: um... *in head* I cant help but saying... no... yes...? *normal* yes pleas emom! I mean! GUH! *facepalm*
Mom: OK I will bring it to you
Penny: oh mom you don't have to do that...
Mom: no no, I'll get it, don't worry
Penny: *lays in bed* Oh.. it doesnt feel well lying to her
Mom: *comes with strawberry shortcake (THE FOOD!!!)*
Penny: Wow Strawberry shortcake, you didn't have to mom..
Mom: Don't worry! It took really long and hard to make so I hope you like it, darling :) *leaves*
Penny: *gulp!* Oh um.. Thanks! *throws it in the trash* Ugh... I feel horrible... she took all her time to make me dessert... I don't deserve a mom like her... But it will be worth it when I'm skinnier than Brandi....
TO BE CONTINUED